May
19
Living.Dead.Girl.
I can be a shark. Now, my whole house is great. I can do anything good. I like my school. I like anything. I like my dad. I like my cousins. I like my aunts. I like my Allisons. I like my mom. I like my sisters. I like my dad. I like my hair. I like my haircuts. I like my pajamas. I like my stuff. I like my rooms. I LIKE MY WHOLE HOUSE. My whole house is great, I can do anything good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can do anything good, better than anyone.
6.
(via f0rever1salie)
god i want to have sex so bad.
this is my fantasy. in all honesty.
i wish i had a penis so i could cum on a girl’s ass. that’s my secret. i’ve only told a few.
sad thing is.. it’ll never happen. unless i somehow get lucky someday and find a girl that lets me get an ejaculating strap on and let’s me cum on there bootyful booty. doubtful though, but someday.
or maybe i’ll wake up with a penis.
XD
“Anytime we equate fewer sex partners or monogamy or any “vanilla” sexual practice with being more respectable, we reinforce the idea that the people whose sexual desires are outside those boundaries have to trade their sexual authenticity in order to be accepted. I would much rather choose who to respect based on how they treat themselves and other people, which certainly doesn’t have to correlate with the kinds of sex or how many partners they have.”
If You Don’t Respect Sluts, You Don’t Respect Women | Charlie Glickman (via a-blog-called-everything)
(via withoutasunrise)
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Say Anything | A Walk Through Hell
(via justahumann)
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
OMFG I AM CRYING
He mozzarella been ill.
(via hollyp0tter)
(via simplyyouinspiredme)
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